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Monday, March 9, 2009

65 things EVERY man should know

I came across this list the other day. If you are a man and want to be wrapped tight follow these instructions. If you are a girl and want your boyfriend wrapped tight get him to follow these instructions:
  1. If you can slip two fingers between your neck and the buttoned collar of a new dress shirt, the shirt will fit comfortably after laundering.
  2. The shirt placket, the belt buckle, and the trouser fly should all line up.
  3. Speaking of belt buckles, the point of your tie should never fall below it.
  4. Rent no clothing.
  5. Ninety-dollar shoes last half as long as $180 shoes, but $360 shoes will last you your whole life.
  6. Three-hundred-sixty-dollar shoes will not last your whole life if you break their backs by refusing to use a shoehorn.
  7. Three-hundred-sixty-dollar shoes without a shine can look like $90 shoes.
  8. Women notice shoes.
  9. They also notice nose hair; so should you.
  10. Good shoes and a good haircut matter more than a great suit.
  11. Neckties decorated with cartoon characters, golf tees, or the paintings of dead rock musicians coordinate with nothing.
  12. See the full list here

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